bronzehide lion

Jamie: 7/10 Value! 3/3 for two mana that returns as an enchantment. This is a cool card.

Melvin: I'm not impressed by the third place lion.

calix, destiny’s hand

Jamie: 5/10 Build-around.. need a good amount of enchantments for this to truly shine.

Melvin: Calix is a survivor. He's not gon' give up. Calix wont stop, he's gon' work harder.

dalakos, crafter of wonders

Jamie: 7/10 Build-around equipment is cheaper, gives flying and haste. seems delightful!

Melvin: After he invented the iPad, he became Dalakos, Crafter of Mining.

devourer of memory

Jamie: 7/10 Build-around 2/1 unblockable, if you are wanting to fill your graveyard for other reasons I love this as an enabler/threat.

Melvin: I forgot the joke for this card.

dream trawler

Jamie: 10/10 Bomb, big ask on casting cost but HOLY MOLY. 4/5 lifelinking flyer that draws you a card plus can give itself hexproof in response to removal.

Melvin: I'm more of an ice cream trawler. Which explains that restraining order from Baskin Robbins.

enigmatic incarnation

Jamie: ??? This is big brain and i'm unsure if it will be good in limited.

Melvin: Enchantment birthing pod? I hope they don't print enchantment splinter twin.

eutropia the twice-favored

Jamie: 9/10 Powerful build-around... granting a permanent counter plus the evasion for a turn. I love this card!

Melvin: Favored with both blueberry and mint bowls of ice cream.

gallia of the endless dance

Jamie: 8/10 Haste bear with upside.. the discard and draw effect is powerful!

Melvin: If the dance never ends, you can't leave your friends behind.

haktos the unscarred

Jamie: 7/10 Smol butt, tough ask on casting cost, RNG aspect,

Melvin: I'm more likely to lick fingers than haktos. Mine or other people's.

hero of the nyxborn

Jamie: 7/10 Perfect boros strat, combat tricks buff whole team.

Melvin: "Can I wear my star jeggings into battle? Sweet!"

klothys, god of destiny

Jamie: 8/10 Bigish, decent effect but not super fast or powerful.

Melvin: It was her destiny to get TP'ed by the neighborhood kids.

kroxa, titan of death’s hunger

Jamie: 10/10 Bomb opponent discard on ETB and attack is backbreaking. Plus this a big boi.

Melvin: It is the beast with many mouths!

kunoros, hound of athreos

Jamie: 6/10 Powerful stats.

Melvin: Daniel Radcliff got him fat on hot dogs and Beggin strips during that first movie.

mischievous chimera

Jamie: 7/10 2/2 Flyer for 2 plus upside.

Melvin: More like Derpy Chimera. Look at those eyes.

polukranos, unchained

Jamie: 10/10 Bomb 6/6 for 4 then a 12/12 for 6 + exile cards... huge value. Will shrink on fight or attack... finding a way to give this evasion is GG.

Melvin: Great for heads up Magic games.

rise to glory

Jamie: 3/10 If you have a bomb creature and aura this could be nuts, but its expensive, sorcery speed and its a big ask to have things in the graveyard when you want to play this.

Melvin: Rise for at least an hour before baking at 350° for 45 minutes.

siona, captain of the pyleas

Jamie: 6/10 Build-around, need to play 6+ auras to reliably hit on the search, great value engine if enough auras.

Melvin: Finally, a Magic character Gal Gadot can cosplay.

slaughter-priest of mogis

Jamie: 5/10 At worst a bear, build-around 9/10 for sacrifice deck.

Melvin: Also available as a laughter-priest for children's birthday parties.

staggering insight

Jamie: 9/10 Perfect on an evasive threat- lifegain a boon. Asking to be 2 for 1ed but get back the value right away.

Melvin: Can't stagger if you got swagger.

uro, titan of nature’s wrath

Jamie: 10/10 Bomb, holy heck. Value city, ramp, huge body.

Melvin: Can be hard to keep it on the battlefield, but sometimes Uro with the punches.

warden of the chained

Jamie: 6/10 RG going to have big creatures most likely, 4/4 trample for 3 great value.

Melvin: I want armor that's decorated with sugar cookies too.

altar of the pantheon

Jamie: 4/10 Fine include but filler.

Melvin: I am altaring the pantheon. Pray I don't altar it any further.

bronze sword

Jamie: 4/1T turns 1/1s into threats, expensive equip cost.

Melvin: For when you get third place in....swords?

entrancing lyre

Jamie: 6/10 Keep opponents biggest threat tapped down. I'm intrigued.

Melvin: Does anyone else realize it's just playing with itself?

mirror shield

Jamie: 5/10 Hexproof interesting, getting around deathtouch cool.

Melvin: I'd use it, but carry it backwards so I can check my hair.

nyx lotus

Jamie: 2/10 Uncertain how much big mana will be important in limited...

Melvin: Because tattoo artists were running out of Magic stuff to do.

shadowspear

Jamie: 9/10 Turns off indestructible, buff plus evasion and lifelink, super cheap. this is a bomb.

Melvin: Environmentalists are gathering at the beach to hand wash all the spears that got covered by oil after the tanker spill.

soul-guide lantern

Jamie: 5/10 Flexible-- get rid of an important escape card + cycle.

Melvin: Lanterns made for the dead probably require a light touch to use.

thaumaturge’s familiar

Jamie: 4/10 1/3 flyer for 3 not interesting, the scry makes it playable but filler

Melvin: Come back! He stole my invitation to Hogwarts!

thundering chariot

Jamie: 4/10 Fancy-ish hill giant that needs to be crewed... how efficient is a 3/3 going to be on turn 4+? Plus can't enchant since equipment.. not a fan.

Melvin: It only thunders because the muffler fell off.

traveler’s amulet

Jamie: 4/10 Fixes your mana and can fuel escape.

Melvin: Amulet you finish, but TBD has the best basic lands of all time!

wings of hubris

Jamie: 8/10 being able to grant evasion so cheaply seems like a boon, plus the sacrifice effect can finish the game. I love this card!

Melvin: Will trade for wings of buffalo. Send DMs.

field of ruin

Jamie: 0/10 Not for limited.

Melvin: Is this what the Brewer's stadium is called now?

labyrinth of skophos

Jamie saw this card, immediately thought of one of her favorite movies, “Labyrinth” and went to watch it instead of writing a review for this card.

Melvin: No David Bowie. Not my Labyrinth.

unknown shores

Melvin: This card is so bad, Jamie and TJ didn’t even bother to rate it.